• me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

su-ic-id-al:

I wish there was a way to kill yourself and see how everyone who you knew reacts, and then depending on that choose whether to stay dead or not. If that were the case I’d kill myself right this second. 

(via tadical-radical)

necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

(via gnarly)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(via trust)

dulect:

Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

(via lohanthony)

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

(via zayn-is-such-a-payne)

pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

(via zayn-is-such-a-payne)

twofistin:

restinpeaches:

rest in fucking peaches, mario

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

twofistin:

restinpeaches:

rest in fucking peaches, mario

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

(via zackisontumblr)